Hi!

I'm Andrew, and here are some experiences that have shaped me into the kind of person, creative, and writer I am today.

1. I once fell through my ceiling and landed on my dad's golf clubs.

2. I once missed an open layup at Moda Center in front of 18,000 people.

3. I sang "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred in front of my church for their talent show when I was 14. I then proceeded to take off my button-up and throw it into the crowd to a girl I liked. My Mom ended up catching it.

Send me an email if you have any questions or comments, such as:

"How could you miss an open layup??"

"How does one simply "fall" through their ceiling??"

"Please tell me you were wearing another shirt under that button-up.”